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Many people are looking for those perfect Thanksgiving turkey recipes so they can know how to cook a turkey for their upcoming Thanksgiving dinner. Since we are so close to the wonderful Thanksgiving holiday and I can’t wait to eat that nice dinner with lots of turkey, I decided to post some turkey recipes for you today.

The Best Ugly Turkey Recipe:

This is probably the easiest turkey you will ever make and it tastes great.

Preparation Time:  25 Minutes 
Cooking Time:  14 Hours

Ingredients:
1 (12 pound) whole turkey with neck and giblets removed
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons salt
1 apple – peeled, cored and cubed

Directions:
1) Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Rinse the turkey inside and out and pat dry with paper towels. Rub olive oil and salt all over the bird. Place the apple pieces inside of the cavity. Place the turkey breast side down in a large roasting pan.

2) Roast for 3 hours in the preheated oven. Remove from the oven and carefully turn the bird so the breast side is facing up. Return to the oven and cook until the internal temperature of the thickest part of the thigh has reached 180 degrees. Allow the turkey to sit for about 30 minutes before carving and serving.

Juicy Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe:

Preparation Time:  20 Minutes 
Cook Time:  3 Hours 

Ingredients:
2 tablespoons dried parsley
2 tablespoons ground dried rosemary
2 tablespoons rubbed dried sage
2 tablespoons dried thyme leaves
1 tablespoon lemon pepper
1 tablespoon salt
1 (15 pound) whole turkey, neck and giblets removed
2 stalks celery, chopped
1 orange, cut into wedges
1 onion, chopped
1 carrot, chopped
1 (14.5 ounce) can chicken broth
1 (750 milliliter) bottle champagne

Directions:
1) Preheat an oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Line a turkey roaster with long sheets of aluminum foil that will be long enough to wrap over the turkey.

2) Stir together the parsley, rosemary, sage, thyme, lemon pepper, and salt in a small bowl. Rub the herb mixture into the cavity of the turkey, then stuff with the celery, orange, onion, and carrot. Truss if desired, and place the turkey into the roasting pan. Pour the chicken broth and champagne over the turkey, making sure to get some champagne in the cavity. Bring the aluminum foil over the top of the turkey, and seal. Try to keep the foil from touching the skin of the turkey breast or legs.

3) Bake the turkey in the preheated oven for 2 1/2 to 3 hours until no longer pink at the bone and the juices run clear. Uncover the turkey, and continue baking until the skin turns golden brown, 30 minutes to 1 hour longer. An instant-read thermometer inserted into the thickest part of the thigh, near the bone should read 180 degrees F (82 degrees C). Remove the turkey from the oven, cover with a doubled sheet of aluminum foil, and allow to rest in a warm area 10 to 15 minutes before slicing.

Alright, now you have two simple Thanksgiving turkey recipes and you definitely know how to cook a turkey. Enjoy your dinner!

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Expert Blow Job Tips

Learning how to give head is something almost every female (or gay male) is interested in doing so they can be better at pleasing their men, or just enjoy doing it for their own satisfaction. If you don’t know how to give head or simply aren’t very good at it then you need to read this post. By the time you are done reading this you will definitely know how to give a blow job and you will be VERY good at doing it!

Many women think that giving head it something they do only with their mouths and that is simply not true. Yes, the mouth is the most enjoyable part for a man getting a blow job, but almost every man will enjoy it even more if you use your hands while you are giving him head.

Your hands allow you to cover his entire penis and apply as much pressure as necessary to make him really excited. You should use both hands and keep them wet, warm and close to his penis at all times. Wrap your hands around his penis and gently stroke up and down at the same pace as your mouth. Keep the shaft of his penis nice and wet under your hands and it will feel to him like you are going deep throat even if you aren’t.

You can also have him sit or stand up so he can thrust his penis or move your head with his hands to show you exactly how he likes it. Remember, when you give head you are creating a simulated vagina with your mouth and hands.

Lying down is generally the preferred method of giving head. However, if you aren’t very comfortable while you are giving a blow job or learning how to give head, you can try sitting in a chair or on the end of your bed and let him stand in front of you. It will put you in a more comfortable position and most men love to be able to look down at you while you give them head.

Ok, now let’s really go a little deeper into how to give head. Here are 10 tips for giving a great blow job

1) Length of Time Doesn’t Really Matter

A blow job can pretty much last as long as you want it to. It just depends on the situation. If you want to give him head for a while then vary your speed and techniques. But if you are trying to get him off quickly then you will want to start slowly and quickly move up to a fast pace. Keep up the fast pace without slowing back down unless you want it to last longer.

2) Let Him Play With You

One of the best things you can do while you are giving head is to let him play with you. Turn your body so that your vagina and/or breasts are within his reach. Most guys love the act of playing with the girl while she is giving him head.

3) Moan, Hum, and Make Other Noises

When you give head, don’t forget to moan and make sounds while you slurp, lick and suck. Most guys love hearing you make noises. It’s part of the complete blow job experience.

4) Make Eye Contact

Most guys love when you look at them while giving them a blow job. They love for you to make eye contact while you are sucking them off. However, there are some guys who don’t like this so you do need to be sure to ask him what he likes before you do it. Part of learning how to give head is talking about what he likes and doesn’t like before you get started.

5) Put Your Lips Over Your Teeth

You do not want your teeth to touch the penis when you are giving head so make sure you put your lips over your teeth to make a protective seal between them and his penis. One of the most important things you should remember when learning how to give head or giving a great blow job is to never use your teeth!

6) Suck a Little Below the Head of His Penis

Most of the sensitivity in a penis is at the head, but to really give a great blowjob you have to make sure you suck down at least a couple inches below the top of the penis. This is how to give head with the most pleasure.

7) The Base of the Penis Isn’t Very Important

There isn’t much feeling at the bottom of a penis so you don’t really need to spend a lot of time there. You really want to concentrate on using your mouth on the head of his penis and a couple inches below the head. The rest of the shaft can be covered with your hands for extra pleasure but you don’t need to worry about the base as much.

8) Never Pull on His Balls

If the guy asks you to pull or tug or his balls when you are giving him head then go ahead and do it. But if he doesn’t tell you to do it then you should never do it. Most guys hate it. You can lick or suck them, cup them with your hands or massage them but be gentle.

9) Lick the Taint

The taint is the area of skin behind his genitals but before his rectum. For most guys it feels really good to have it licked or massaged, so it’s usually a good idea to do this while you give head. You will need to make sure you watch his body language as you start moving down to the taint because there are some guys who will not want you to go there. If he seems to be really enjoying it then keep going. If he seems uncomfortable then go back up and start sucking again.

10) Do Not Stop When He Starts to Ejaculate

A normal reaction of most women is to pull away when he starts to cum, but you shouldn’t do that. You should keep going for a few seconds after he begins to ejaculate. Slow down and soften up a little but definitely keep giving him head. This will help his orgasm to be much more intense and feel a lot better.

If you are giving him a blow job and really don’t want him to cum in your mouth then all you have to do is ask him to tell you when he is about to cum. Pull your mouth off his penis and continue giving him a hand job. This will allow you to keep going while avoiding getting any of his semen in your mouth.

Ok, that’s about all there is to giving a great blow job!

Some final things to remember are not to worry too much about learning how to give head. Just start going and enjoy it, he will enjoy it too. Keep the above tips in mind and you will be fine. Also, communication is a very big part of giving a great blow job. Ask him what he likes and doesn’t like when getting head. Most guys will be more than happy to tell you.

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